Things I’m Not Proud Of: Excuses I’ve Used to Get Out of a Date

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How do you turn down a date you don’t want to go on? For some reason, society has a problem saying, “I’m just not that into you.” So we all do it: lie to get out of an obligation we don’t want to be obliged to. But no one will believe you have to wash your hair that night. I’m tentative about publicly sharing my go-to excuses—now everyone will know the tricks up my sleeve—but to be fair, half the time I say these things, they’re true! So don’t be too offended the next time I blow you off; there’s at least a 50% chance it’s really not you, it’s me.

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